by markhb
I realize that the streetcar system (and I'll use that term since that's how Councilor Marshall likes to refer to it) would likely be built in the downtown area, but the majority of Portlanders, and a larger majority of Portlanders who pay their property taxes directly (i.e., own their homes rather than rent), live in the off-peninsula neighborhoods, and they're likely going to be paying the tab for this if the city decides to build it itself.
So far as the underpants gnomes and ROI go, while the original suggestion revolved around making a streetcar connection from the train station to the waterfront, given the suggested neighborhoods in the memo the cynical side of me would tend to see:
1. Install streetcar line.
2. Attract new voters to the city eager to demonstrate how much they've reduced their carbon footprint by foregoing personal autos for the streetcar, and also to support "progressive" causes and candidates.
3. Profit!
But again, I could be wrong.
(Incidentally, I didn't attend the meeting last night... I'm quite sure the time I had making eye contact with my favorite Dancing with the Stars dancer at the Ogunquit Playhouse was far more fun than sitting through that would have been.)
Cowford wrote:Classic. No mention in the city announcement with consideration to market need or what they're trying to solve for. Another Maine government initiative that scarily mimics the South Park underpants gnome's business plan: Step 1. Collect underpants. Step 2: ? Step 3. Profit!Looking strictly at the neighborhoods mentioned in the memo (it's not an announcement of anything by the city, it was a memo from the planning office to the TES committee and part of their meeting packet), and noting that not only are the off-peninsula neighborhoods omitted but the East End and St. John Valley as well, I'd say that the purpose of the streetcar would be to enable the fine citizens of Neal and Bowdoin Streets to get to Trader Joe's, Whole Foods and the 2 Fat Cats bakery without having to sully their carbon footprint credentials by getting in a car. But I could be wrong.
So far as the underpants gnomes and ROI go, while the original suggestion revolved around making a streetcar connection from the train station to the waterfront, given the suggested neighborhoods in the memo the cynical side of me would tend to see:
1. Install streetcar line.
2. Attract new voters to the city eager to demonstrate how much they've reduced their carbon footprint by foregoing personal autos for the streetcar, and also to support "progressive" causes and candidates.
3. Profit!
But again, I could be wrong.
(Incidentally, I didn't attend the meeting last night... I'm quite sure the time I had making eye contact with my favorite Dancing with the Stars dancer at the Ogunquit Playhouse was far more fun than sitting through that would have been.)
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