Rusty is a ten year old tomcat and resembles Morris. He is right handed, since that is the paw he uses to bat trains off the tracks. After he delighted in batting off a passenger train, and really enjoyed scattering freight cars all over the layout, I decided to have a "wall to wall" conference with him. I yelled, ranted and raved and he simply smiled and continued with his dirty work. After the third episode of my ranting and raving, he finally got the message. Took the old boy a while to understand me, even though he was answering me back as I yelled at him. He can yell too. Now he simply sits there and enjoys the trains passing by. I also learned, the hard way, not to have the trains go by too fast. Fast trains are too much of an urge for him to resist. So I am always safe with freight trains, and have to watch my speed with the sleek passenger trains.
Back in the early 70's RMC did a series of 1 frame cartoons highlighting the perils of mixing cats and model railroads, I vividly remember one extremely funny one. Two cats sitting on the edge on the layout one is all bandages up and on a crutch saying to the other one " And there I was, asleep in the tunnel never dreaming that he had scratchbuilt a working rotary snowplow..." BTW I have 4 cats and a double track in my living room which is 15x24. When I built it I had 1 very old feeble cat. The four think it is their perch and heaven help me if I run an expensive locomotive. An 8 foot drop to the floor is a little too much to think about..
Mike Fleming
President Emeritus, Memphis Society of Model Railroaders