MikeinNeb wrote:I'll type this slowly so you can follow along.... Bicyclists want to RIDE their bike to the train and then RIDE it as soon as they got off the train. Turning the handlebars sideways, taking off the pedals, then placing the whole thing in a cardboard box and taping it shut is not condusive to that RIDING component....
OOooohhh! Bicyclists WANT to ride their bike to the train? And they WANT to ride is as soon as they get off? Well, that is just splendid!
I'll type this slowly so you can understand:
Are you ready?
I WANT A PONY!
My parents told me they'd buy me a pony...and they didn't. That's because you can't always have everything you want in life.
While I no longer want a pony, I DO want an Amtrak train to divert from its normal path, drop down the commuter line that runs near my backyard and pick me up on the way to work.
I don't think its going to happen though. As such I have to get off my butt and take steps to make my way to the train. However, it is something I do if I WANT to ride an Amtrak train. I'm sure smokers do not like shivering on the platforms as they take a puff. However, they do it because Amtrak got rid of the smoking cars.
I also would prefer to drive my own car when I'm frolicking around Maryland. Therefore, instead of renting a car if I take the train or skipping the train and driving, I WANT to drive to MetroPark, drive my car on to a waiting Auto Carrier, short shift an Acela on top of it and proceed to WAS. Upon arrival, I WANT someone to off load my vehicle FIRST when I arrive in DC. This is because, not unlike cyclists, I WANT to drive my car. Amtrak should make all of this happen for me because I WANT it and I can afford it (if others chip in), that is all that matters. Catenary clearance issues be damned, I want it and I should have it.
I want it I want it I want it I want it!
So, I know the indignity of not getting exactly what you WANT is just too much to bear, but you're not alone.
that being said, If I can't get my "risky business car," perhaps I should push for a "nude car." You see, when people want to get busy on the rails, I think they shouldn't have to crowd into the rest room (I have a few funny stories about that if anyone wants to PM me
). I also think that they shouldn't have to wait until they get off the train (but others would disagree)...because they obviously WANT it! I'm off to lobby for a nude car. This way, they don't have to bother with getting undressed when they get off the train since clothes aren't usually conducive to immediate action.
Usually!