Anybody heard the new automated announcements on the surface portion of the Green Line? On the Riverside Branch, when the doors are opened on the surface portion of the line, there is an overbearing announcement in a female/computer female voice that says "Please pay your fare, it's only fair." Now this can be annoying but I really feel bad for the drivers who have to hear it all day. They probably hear it in their sleep! The announcement is not played on the underground portion of the line as obviously, you pay when you enter the station. A better idea, IMHO, which was suggested by a Green Line driver would be to have an announcement that says: "Please proceed to the front of the train to pay your fare." Or something on those lines.
If Boston to Cape Cod rail service occurs in 2012 I will eat a jelly doughnut dipped in tomato sauce.