Most of you engine guys out there have a story I sure about how you got a worn out, or cold engine or otherwise reluctant engine start out of desperation. I'll go first. A mechanic working for Engine Systems in Rocky Mount, NC told me that on a heavily carboned up engine that had been in storage for several months; when they rolled it over all the loose carbon fell down on the valve seats keeping the valves open so there wasn't any compression. He took out his large brass hammer and pounded on the valve bridges to clear the carbon out and then the engine started and blew the rest of the crud all over the countryside. Probably could run that engine a couple of more years before they had to overhaul it.
Prior to getting sold, we had a locomotive on the GNRR that needed bungee on the lay shaft to idle ...
We have also had some very recalcitrant cold morning starts ... lots of crank, then lots and lots of smoke ...
and yes, usually, tons of crap flying out the stack ... When this happens on the southbound engine on the Blue Ridge Scenic, it's usually not a good time to be standing outside the ticket office.
There's a great story on the web of a guy who worked in an engine shop ... when a wrecked loco came in for engine work after the body work, they had to start it up after sitting through a cold north-midwest winter ... they cranked and primed and cranked again, and still nothing ... finally they put some gasoline in there and cranked away ... the gas burned (well, exploded), but the motor turned, and eventually, it got going enough that it was able to fitfully turn on its own ... after that it was just a matter of warming itself up. The story's description of the stuff flying out of the stacks was amazing.