Shouldn't the headline read: "Domestic Terrorists Drop Dirty Bomb"?
Pooping on our transportation infrastructure is the job of our elected representatives.
On the brght side, four people all dropping their trousers and defecating simultaneously demonstrates both an excellent ability to develop a plan as well as the competence to communicate and coordinate with a team. This should be an excellent resume builder for these fine Americans.
Though, for the sake of the children, I suppose now we should prosecute the age old prank of TP-ing a house much more vigorously as we now have evidence that it is a "gateway crime" that, when the rush of the action wears off, will inevitably lead to increasingly worse toilet-related affronts to our nation's peace and prosperity. If we fail to act, I predict a future rash of drive by enemas being performed, threatening everything we hold dear.
Seriously, I hope they catch these guys and then make them pull a few months of community service cleaning highway rest stop bathrooms with a small toothbrush. Simply disgusting.