Railroad name parodies

Hey, I was going to make a thread to list alternative names for railroads (NS = Nazi Southern, UP = UnProfitable, BNSF = Buy Norfolk Southern Fast, etc.) but I found this wikipedia article that already has an extensive list of them.

If you know of any other good ones, add them to the wiki article, or post them here an I'll add them.

D & RGW - Dangerous and Rapidly Growing Worse
Erie - Weary Erie
Sumpter Valley - Polygamy Central

MARC

Missed
Arrivals
Remain
Constant

A few of my favorites (I'm sure every RR had a nickname of the sort):

DL&W = Delayed, Late & Waiting
PGE = Prince George Eventually
EL = Erie Lackofmoney
B&M - Bankrupt & Mismanaged

The one that stands out as having made me laugh out loud (long before LOL was the accepted abbreviation) is:

NYS&W: Now You Sit and Wait

UP= Onion Specific

SCL= Slowboard Clothesline

CSX+ (slogan) "The Derailment Road) Because they put so many trains on the ground

NS+ Norf-ck Suckin' (almost unprintable)



GF

Green Bay & Western: Grab Baggage and Walk

SLH = Slowly Losing Hope

BNSF = Better Not Send Freight

PanAm = Piss And Moan At Mellon

Providence & Worcester = Piss & Whistle

CSX = Crash Spill Xplode, Chicken S*** Xpress

NS = Nazi Southern, The Donkey

Amtrak = Amtrash, Amcrash, Slamtrak

BNSF = Buy Norfolk Southern First

UP = Uncle Pete

The Lake Shore Limited= The Late for Sure Limited.

NYO&W "Old Woman" or "Old & Weary"
Amtrak "Anthrax"
Southern Pacific "Slow Poke"
Reader RR "Possum Trot"
Algoma Central "Agony Central"
Santa Fe "All Tonnage and Slow Freight"
CSX 'Crashed, Smashed & eXploded"
CN " Certainly No Rush "
CN/IC " Certainly No Rush-Idiotic Chaos
CNW "Chicago & NorWegians"
Milw "C'Mon Stop Praying and Push
CSS&SB "The Vomit Comet "
D&H "Delay and Hesitate "
DL&W "Delay Linger and Wait "
D&RGW "Dangerous and Rapidly Getting Worse "
FEC "For Elderly Citizens "
GM&O "Grease, Mud and Oil "
LIRR "Long Island Snail Road "
MTA "Money Thrown Away "
NJT "New Jersey Rancid"
NYS&W "Now You Sit and Wait"
NYNH&H "Not Yet No How and Hopeless "
PennCent "Penniless Central"
P&LE "Pissed off and Left Early "
RF&P "Rich Folks and Pedigrees "
Septa "Society for the Elimination of Passenger Trains Altogether "
SOO "Slow Old Obsolete "
SIRT "Staten Island Rotten Transit"
TP&W "Take Pity and Walk "

3rdrail wrote:The Lake Shore Limited= The Late for Sure Limited.

I forgot about AmTruck route names, like the Crashella.

B&M = Broken and Maimed
NYNH&H = No Use, No Hope and Helpless

there is a railway in switzerland , whose real name , or anacroym , is fart .