Oh and by the way, whilst yous guys are being reprogrammed at The CSX school of beatings, remember a few things -
always:
keep to the right in hall ways
never:
walk with you hands in your pockets - even two steps! and DON'T even think about walking and talking on your cell phone at the same time
always:
hold the hand rail AND stay to the right when ascending and descending stairs (thats up and down for you southerners)
never:
show up drunk or smelling of booze and cheap women
always
tip the strippers well
avoid:
keeping beer in your room - they also reprogrammed the mesican room cleaners to be rats as well; if you do, make sure you throw ALL the empties out in the trash in the hallway (bring a cooler and use the ice from the hotel ice machines works well)
never:
use the hotel bar, be seen transporting kegs into the hotel elevator (consider ALL hotel employees or "guests" to be spies (this one could cost you your job)
be careful:
where you stick your hands, a guy in my class found a rubber fist, a stack of gay porno mags and a jar of ass lube underneath his hotel room bed (he claims they weren't his-but then why tell everybody?)
never:
do anything that will embarrass you IF you get caught doing what ever it is that will also embarrass the company - enjoy looking for a new job if you do
(examples : flashing women and hotel staff, walking around the hotel pool in a speedo with a visible erection, nude or dissorderly conduct, drunk driving, selling crack, making crystal meth with your microwave, starting fights with hotel or REDI center staff)
Use your time wisely down there - if you're not getting what they're telling you, don't be afraid to ask questions. Study, study, study, form study groups with one or two other guys.
REMEMBER- YOU'VE OR Y'ALL BEEN WARNED. INSOLENCE WILL BE REWARDED WITH SEVERE BEATINGS AND HUMILIATING TREATMENT BY THE REDI GULAG TORTURE ADMINISTRATORS.
(BY THE WAY I'M SERIOUS - ALL EXCEPT FOR THE BEATING PART)
"does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?"
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
by Gordon Lightfoot