by Paul
Two 3rd trick machinists were talking. "I think I'll take some time off from work." The other machinist said, "How do you think you'll do that?" He proceeded by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the machinist hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing? "I'm a light bulb" answered the machinist. "I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the diesel shop. The other machinist began walking out too. The boss asked him where did he think he was going? He answered, "Home, I can't work in the dark".
Paul
"We are all here because we are not all there."
"We are all here because we are not all there."