I'm talking about a phantom, poltergeist, spectre ya know,
The one that calls himself on RRN, "Mo".
You have to cover yourself with Lionel lubrication above and below,
To pick up on his 4th dimensional aura from head to toe.
One word of caution, he can be friendly or foe,
this spirit known as Mo.
A disorienting journey you will take,
should you denounce him as a fake.
A group calling themselves the Flying Broom Restoration Grope,
now is rallying against their former reputation as from responsible they eloped.
They're claiming that with whiff of smoke and a flash,
That Mo would constantly send their work back in time in a dash.
How many times could the straw be replaced on the broom you ask,
The answer is it seemed eternal, frankly it was a pain in the ass.
Their detractors began to ridicule them, hee hee ho ho,
When all the while it was caused by this dastard named Mo.
I most humbly suggest that you should cease and desist your mission,
if it is to expose this mysterious apparition.
If however, you must seek out Mo,
might I suggest instead merely sending the mighty Cosmo ?
~Paul Joyce~
Moderator: Toy Trains, Model Railroading, Outdoor and Live Steam
Paul Joyce passed away in August, 2013. We honor his memory and his devotion at railroad.net.